it's Festive Friday (yeap--as cheesy as it is, i've officially named our fridays)!! which means, to your dismay or otherwise, you guys get to be blessed with my awkward jokes! i'm sure eunice, jane, and diane remember all of my knee-slapping--sometimes quite literally. . . *pause*. . . haha?--jokes in the car. lol yeah, i'm definitely trying a little too hard here.
anyways, since i've been focusing on the mcat recently, i'm in a science-y mood so i'm going to pull out my science jokes from waaaay back when. my apologies if you guys have already heard these:
- a piece of sodium was walking down the street when he saw chlorine sprinting down the street. chlorine crashes into sodium and they are both in a daze.
chlorine asks, "sodium! i'm sorry. are you okay?"
"NO! i think you made me lose an electron!" sodium responds
"are you sure?"
"yes! i'm positive"
(this joke's really common but it's still a funny one) - a piece of sodium living in a test tube fell in love with a bunsen burner.
the sodium said, "bunsen burner, i absolutely melt when i'm near you."
unimpressed, the bunsen burner replied, "it's just a phase you're going through" - what's a book that a chemist absolutely cannot put down?
a book about helium
highlight the blanked lines to get the punchlines. i've always found these to bring out a chuckle or two from my peers so i hope you guys enjoyed them as well :]
also, while i was researching sc2 (IT'S OFFICIAL!!!) i stumbled across this comic i found to be hilarious. i wasn't sure whether if i should post it because frankly, it's not funny unless you're starcraft obessed korean. however, if you're curious just click here.
have a GREAT memorial day weekend! by the way-- any special plans? i'm going out of town for a short bit and then it's back to the mcat. okay well, feel free to post anything in the comments. i already know how extremely funny i can be...
God bless!
1 comment:
wow, tim-- humor that's geeky, cheesy and even a bit raunchy!
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